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Hi, I'm Taka and I'm Toshimiko.
I'm Mushi and I'm Kanta.
Hey, hey, I'm Ryukawa.
So yeah!
- We always come up with ideas. - Yes.
And we come up with ideas ourselves, which is why we make videos like this.
It's fun to come up with ideas of your own.
If we can come up with ideas of our own, we can make videos for eternity.
- That's right, we can come up with ideas together. - That's right.
- It's hard, but we can do it. - Let's do it!
We need to see if it's possible or not.
If only funny people come up with funny ideas, it won't be funny.
We need to see if any ideas are funny.
If you can come up with ideas of your own,
- we'll give you money! - That's not funny!
- What is it?
We'll be generous and weak at the same time.
- We can't make our sons do anything crazy. - That's right.
- We'll come up with ideas of our own. - That's right.
If we can come up with ideas of our own, it'll be fun.
We're going to try it out.
If my mom really came up with an idea of her own, she'd probably get kicked out of the house.
That's a little...
Since we each got an idea from our moms, we'll announce it.
Let's do something we usually can't come up with.
- If we can come up with something, we should do it. - That's right.
- So we'll come up with ideas for the first half of the video? - That's right.
We'll come up with ideas of our moms.
[Ideas of Moms]
- Who wants to go first? - I'll go first.
- Okay. - The winner will go first.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
- I'll go first. - Okay, okay.
- Toshimitsu's mom is from Harahira, right? - That's right.
It's like, it's really effective.
It's like, "Is this going to work or not?"
- Actually, we got two ideas this time. - Wow!
But they're weak.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
If you split a watermelon with a small ball of watermelon, how many times will it break?
- Oh... - A small ball of watermelon...
- It's small. - There's a variety of watermelons called "small balls".
If you split a watermelon with them, how many times will the big one break?
- Huh? How many times will the big one break? - How many times will the small one break?
- And it's a stick. - Yeah.
- You twist it like this and go like... - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It won't break. - It won't break.
- Kodama watermelons are hard to break. - Oh, really?
- Is that true? - You put a real kodama watermelon here...
- No, no, no. - Like this?
- You hit a big watermelon with a kodama watermelon... - Oh!
- Oh!
- How many times do you have to do it? - It's unique!
- It's amazing!
- But isn't the age difference different? - You can just break a small watermelon with a stick, right?
- That's normal for me. - Is that it?!
- Show me! - It's small, so it's hard to break, right?
- Huh? - You can just break a small watermelon with a stick, right?
- Huh? - Hey, don't mess with me!
- Why are you mad at me?! - I'm mad at you for saying that like a weirdo!
- I thought you'd make me go through with it. - No way!
- I was really surprised. - That's easy to understand.
- I'm glad you're so smart. - I have one more thing.
- I tried making a kodama watermelon. - Hahaha!
- And after that... - Kodama watermelon, you're a fool.
- I forgot to add "fool". - Hahaha!
- If we were to talk about it here, it's a kodama watermelon.
- We should think about it until we film it. - That's true.
- Anyway, do you want to ask me anything? - Yes.
- I asked my mom, and... - That's right.
- It's written on the tower.
- "From the picture of what you did at home in the past,"
- "where and what do you guess?" - Oh!
- Well, looking at the scenery and remembering what you did there... - That's probably it.
- It's probably a quiz, right?
- Looking at old pictures and doing a quiz about where you are,
- and saying "wow wow" while looking at those old pictures,
- I think you can get it. - What do you mean?
- Is there no explanation? - Everyone, please explain!
- Hey! - What do you mean?
- You're thinking about it? - Wait!
- Wait, you can think of a picture, right?
- Is it a difficult picture? Is it a simple picture?
- Is it a picture of you?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Is that what you're saying?
- Isn't it? - If it's like that, you can say it.
- Since we only had keywords like "picture" in the past,
- I think it's good for you, Yushi. - I think it's good.
- Don't you think it's a good song? - It's a good song.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I felt like I should watch it this time. - It's not weird, but it's like my mother's story.
- I used to say, "Take that sometimes." - My mother's story won the competition for the most handsome man in the world when I was taking a helicopter.
- The first one is "Mother's Understanding". - I'm not in the mood for it! - Mother's Understanding. - Let's see who is interested in my mother.
- At first, my way of asking is "I'm going to shoot with my mother's story." - Even if you don't get involved first... - That's a little different meaning.
- After that, I started "It's okay if you don't appear." - "Division vs. Ritual Sports Day". - It's fun. - I know the separation competition well.
- My mother is watching it, and she said, "Hey, story!" - "Then I'll say what I want to see." - She said she liked the battle. - She said she liked the scenery.
- So, like in manga, I made my own original bag... - Bag?! - She said "original bag".
- I think it's a story of ten times. - We have only one story... - After this, "Bullzon-san" is the most atmosphere-like. - You're the type who never does it! You're the most restless guy.
- So... are you there, Bullzon-san? - Bullzon - san... Bullzon-san... Yup. - Bullzon-san, we'll show you our new video "Bullzon Chain Makeup" right now! Here it is!
- Today's keyword is...
Bullson Team Makeup
- Hello, I'm Takata. - I'm Jumper.
- And I'm Gyoza. - Say "yeah"!
- Today's project is... - Yes.
"Bullson Team Makeup"!
- Wow! - Wow!
- We're not wearing makeup today. - Really?
- But we have guests today. - Yes.
- Today, we have B-san and Gyoza-san. - B-san?
- B-san and Gyoza-san? - B-san and Gyoza-san are here.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- What are you talking about? - B-san and Gyoza - san are here.
- Today, we're not wearing makeup. - Wow!
- Don't be surprised. - Okay.
- B-san and Gyoza-san, please come in. - Hello, I'm Chimi.
- That's it. - I'm Bullson-san. - I'm Bullson. - I'm bare-faced Bullson-san. - Oh, I see. You're bare-faced Bullson-san.
- Today, we've brought this makeup tool. - Wow!
- Using this tool, we're going to do a makeup video-like... - Yeah.
- We're going to do a makeup video-like introduction. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Chimi-san and Gyoza-san, please go to the front. I'm going to do your makeup. - Okay.
- Let's go, Bullson! - Wow! - Okay, let's do it!
- If we don't do it now, we'll lose our makeup, so we're going to do your bangs first. - Excuse me.
- Is it like that in the entertainment world? - Everytime I do my... my... my...
- Everytime I do my makeup, my hair pin gets stuck. - It gets stuck.
- Like this, we're going to do your hair. - Oh, I see. - We're going to do it like that in the entertainment world.
- First of all, this. - This foundation.
- Oh, it's different! - I explained it earlier. - Oh, it is.
- It says "bevron color stay uv powder foundation 01" or "10" here. - Yeah.
- We're going to use this sheet like this... - ...and this... - ...and this half of it. - ...and this half of it.
- If you were doing your hair down like this, you'll have some hair sticking out like this. - Like like like like like.
- So we're going to use this. - Bullson-san, you're really good with your career.
- Waxing up. - Waxing up.
- Bullson-san, you're kind of like... - Bullson seats.
- You're like a customer.
- I just applied half of it. Doesn't it stand out? - Oh! - Oh, it's amazing.
It's amazing. It's half real and half fake.
I'll put it on your cheek.
Do you really use it like this?
By the way, it's too white.
It's too white.
By the way, I'm serious.
It's not annoying.
I'm not trying to make fun of you.
If a man takes it seriously, it will be like this.
I'm also looking for a girlfriend to kiss me, but I can't make it bounce like this.
This cheekbone is emphasized.
It's called a shading stick.
Lasting Two-Way Eyebrow Liquid 03 Mocha Brown
I'm going to put this under my cheekbones.
What do you think of the difference?
My cheekbones...
It's too close.
Draw your cheekbones thickly and blend it.
I drew it once.
Are you okay? Your eyelashes are like...
Are you okay?
Let's blend it until you don't have eyelashes.
I couldn't blend it as a result.
I'm scared.
Let's move on to the next question.
Your eyebrows...
I haven't done it for a while, so it's growing.
I'm going to ask you about your eyebrows.
It's going to be dark, so I think it's okay.
It's going to be like this.
My eyebrows are going to be cut off.
This is bad.
Straight eyebrows are a little difficult to use.
I'm going to shave it off.
Let's shave it off.
Don't let it get in the way.
The end of this area is quite annoying.
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to ask you a good-looking question.
What do you think?
You drew it in purple.
Aren't you wearing a kabuki costume?
I didn't know you were so confident.
You don't have a career.
Your self-esteem is amazing.
Don't you have a career?
I don't have a career.
Straight eyebrows are a little difficult to use.
Let's use our eyes.
This is probably an eye shadow.
This is MAYBELLINE NEW YORK's HYPER SHARP LINER RBK1.
It's dark black.
I finally got an eyeliner.
Your eyes are impressive.
You're getting closer.
I wonder what it is.
I'll tell you later.
This is for Hirochu.
It's like a stand-in for "Identity".
Finally, we're done with the lipstick.
I think it'll be quite...
Oh, it's real!
Maybelline Color Sensational Lipstick
D20.
How is it?
It's a little small.
Oh, how is it?
It's dangerous.
Are you okay? It's important.
It's coming out.
Ouch!
Finally, we put on the wig and we're done.
It's a Maybelline wig we happened to have.
It's not Maybelline's.
This is Bulldon Chibi-san, who you all know.
Welcome.
It's not bad.
It's not bad, isn't it?
It's too special.
This time, Bulldon-san and Bizby-san...
As I said earlier,
we'd like you to do something special.
That's right.
Let's go over there.
Please.
Let's go.
Bulldon Chibi-san, please.
(Singing)
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Hello.
I'm a top YouTuber.
Kumi-chan!
Let's shoot!
What?
Can't you shoot with your head down?
I can't shoot with my head down.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think of a story?
Doody for you...
I don't think of one.
Do I get one?
Doody is...
Doody is genius!
We are the same. After all, if you can, you should get what your mother has.
Because like this, how many mothers do you think there are in all?
How many? How many are there, daddy and daddy?
Three hundred million.
Thank you very much.
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